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1. Your prompt has to be about a show from NBC. Crossovers with other media are super welcome, but at least part of it has to be NBC-related.
2. Anything NBC is welcome! Past or present.
3. This is a place for sexy prompts, not drama. So, yeah.
4. It would be awesome of you to put the fandom in the title of your prompt.
5. Please keep it all anonymous in these posts. Random usernames in a sea of anonymity upsets my eyes.
6. Please put a warning in the subject line for any triggering themes. (non-con and the like. You guys know.)
Filled Prompts!
Unfilled Parks & Rec prompts
Unfilled 30 Rock prompts
Unfilled SNL prompts
I'm sorry I don't have unfilled prompt lists for all of the other fandoms yet; Community is definitely forthcoming. It just is a lot to sift through!
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Anonymous
May 14 2011, 05:05:01 UTC 1 year ago
Community
Amazing kink meme is amazing, I so hope this takes off.Prompt: Jeff/Abed. Dirty, dirty drunk sex (preferably set during the S1 Valentine's day episode, but whatever floats your boat).
Anonymous
May 19 2011, 18:13:53 UTC 1 year ago
Re: Community
SECONDED.Anonymous
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May 14 2011, 05:05:12 UTC 1 year ago
Parks and Recreation
Ben/April, mind gamesAnonymous
June 11 2011, 02:31:53 UTC 11 months ago
Escape Hatch - Part 1
A/N: This prompt has been haunting me ever since I saw it (because I have a serious thing for Ben/April that I cannot explain, hopefully I'm not the only one) and since there needs to be at least one fill for them, I thought I'd give it a shot. This got fairly long, so I'll probably post it in stages over the next two days, but it is completely written.Timeline: This veers off the canon timeline about mid-way through "Media-Blitz" imagining a reality where April never forgave Andy and took the job with Chris and Ben never really recovered from the Perd Hapley debacle so he went back to Indy with Chris before the Harvest Festival went up. So while there is background Andy/April and Leslie/Ben neither one of them are in a relationship. Okay, everyone oriented? Let's go.
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There are days Ben is pretty sure Chris does things just to fuck with him.
Like the time in Wabash when he inexplicably managed to put his hands on wheatgrass and celebrated Ben’s birthday with ‘smoothies for everyone!’
Or the time in Hookersville, when he invited everybody to a town-hall meeting “because we want to hear all of your wonderful ideas” (the fact the town is still named Hookersville should be enough to tell you no one there has even a decent idea, let alone a ‘wonderful’ one).
But this. Hiring April Ludgate as his assistant? This is Chris’s piece de resistance. His Sistine Chapel and Mona Lisa and Hallelujah Chorus all rolled into one.
Chris doesn’t have to come up with ways to fuck with Ben any more. April does it for him.
All the time.
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It starts with the post-its. Chris’s stupid color-coded post-its with cheerful little messages like “Good job” and “Superstar” and occasionally “Rework budget projections factoring in 3-year tax abatement” (That’s the problem with Chris’s post-its. Every sixth one or so there’s a truly brilliant idea tucked away amidst the unnecessary positive reinforcement, so you can’t just throw them all away. You actually have to read them first).
Except suddenly the post-its have gotten exponentially less positive and a lot more creative. The first one is on his desk one afternoon when he comes back from lunch, simple and eloquent and to the point.
“LOSER”
Ben looks up to find April just staring at him, face completely blank. He looks back down at the note, fiddles with it for about three seconds too long, then tears it up and throws it in the trashcan.
Yeah, that’s his first mistake.
Looking back he realizes he shouldn’t have acknowledged it at all, should have just ignored it completely. Put his files down on top of it and kept on working like it wasn’t even there. But he did and she knows it and she knows it bothered him and now she’s got a new toy. An amusement. A plaything.
It’s a very similar feeling to being the ‘catnip mouse’ dangled from a bit of string when said cat still has her claws.
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May 14 2011, 05:07:13 UTC 1 year ago
SNL
Stefon/Seth Meyers. Seth takes Stefon home for the holidays because he feels sorry for him, but then they end up hooking up in the guest bedroom.Anonymous
May 16 2011, 19:54:29 UTC 1 year ago
Re: SNL
Anybody? Nobody?Anonymous
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May 14 2011, 05:08:17 UTC 1 year ago
Community
Troy/Abed. Abed is the confident one.October 1 2011, 15:14:42 UTC 7 months ago
Re: Community
thiiiis. i can totally see it.Anonymous
May 14 2011, 05:09:37 UTC 1 year ago
Community
Jeff/Annie. Twisted.Anonymous
May 14 2011, 05:10:51 UTC 1 year ago
Parks and Rec
Leslie/Ann. Drunk sex. (Inspired by last night's episode!)Anonymous
May 14 2011, 05:18:42 UTC 1 year ago
30 Rock
Jenna/Kenneth, when you go bad it turns me onAnonymous
May 14 2011, 05:22:19 UTC 1 year ago
30 Rock
Liz/Jack, locked in the service elevator after hoursAnonymous
June 6 2011, 10:47:28 UTC 11 months ago
Dumb Elevator 1/2
When the stupid elevator stumbles to a halt between floors, Liz’s first thought is how dumb she was not to pack an extra sandwich in her bag today. Really, though. What if she was stuck here for days and the only sustenance she had was the 4 pieces of gum left floating around the bottom of her purse? Even, worse, what if she had to share them with Jack? Then they’d only last half as long. Jack always makes things worse. It’s his fault they’re stuck here anyway.Seriously, why would he make them take the service elevator. This is Jack Donaghy, the same guy that refuses to take a cab because “poor people can get cabs, too, Lemon. Only rich people get cars,” why would he want to take the dumb service elevator?
His motives become clear, however, when, after the emergency lighting comes on, Jack backs her up against the elevator wall and pushes his lips against hers. Liz reciprocates instantly, opening her mouth against his. When Jack’s hands slide down to cup her ass, however, she pulls away, questioningly.
“Sorry, what’s going on here?” she asks, even though she’s definitely figured it out already.
“I simply thought this would be a good way to… pass the time. We are stuck here. Who knows how long for?” Jack replied, as he began to run his lips from her jaw down to her neck., sucking lightly.
While Liz believes that there are other perfectly suitable ways for passing the time, (calling for help, pulling the alarm, texting Jenna to see if there’s anyway she can bring her a sandwich) Liz can’t help but tilt her head to the side to allow Jack easier access to her as she slides her hands up his chest.
“We need to be quick, then.” Liz states, repressing a moan as Jack’s hands slide up under her shirt to knead her breasts. “It’s one thing being found in an elevator eating an imaginary sandwich. It’s quite another to be found naked and sweaty with your boss. Take off your pants.” It’s amazing, really, how Jack can make Liz so… ready for sex. Especially after years of her professing a disinterest in sex itself. Who knew that all it would take was one kiss of Jack Donaghy to get her libido rolling. And since it started, Liz had found it hard to stop.
Jack’s hastily unfastening his belt and working on his pants, whilst Liz quickly unbuttons her shirt and reaches for her bra. Jack’s eyes wander to her chest as her breasts are free and his to view and, after he has stepped out of his pants, retakes his previous position, pinning Liz against the wall as his mouth works his way down her body and his hands knead his ass.
“Jack,” she moans as she struggles to loosen his tie, his mouth driving her crazy before anything’s even really started. “Please…” She’s not quite sure what she’s asking for, but if she does know that if the ache between her thighs isn’t sated soon, she might just explode. Jack seems to understand, though, as he brings his lips crashing passionately back against hers, and his hands desperately grasp at her jeans, yanking on the button and zipper.
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May 14 2011, 05:23:27 UTC 1 year ago
Community
Abed/Annie Roleplaying Star WarsJune 21 2011, 17:35:41 UTC 11 months ago
Re: Community
Awwww Yea, secondedAnonymous
May 14 2011, 05:26:21 UTC 1 year ago
30 Rock
Liz/Wesley. They have been married as settling soulmates (and nothing more) for a few months, but then they get drunk one night and suddenly start finding each other much more attractive. And they have sex.Anonymous
May 14 2011, 05:28:02 UTC 1 year ago
Undercovers
Leo/Lizzy; shower sexAnonymous
May 14 2011, 05:29:03 UTC 1 year ago
Parks and Recreation
Ben/Chris in the past. There is a reason Chris now has such a problem with sexual fraternization between coworkers.Anonymous
May 14 2011, 19:49:06 UTC 1 year ago
Re: Parks and Recreation
I'm a huge Ben/Leslie shipper but for some reason, I find this prompt incredibly hot. I would so LOVE to see a fic on this. SECONDED!!!Anonymous
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May 14 2011, 05:38:17 UTC 1 year ago
Undercovers
Samantha/Steven; sexspionageAnonymous
May 14 2011, 05:45:14 UTC 1 year ago
Community/Parks and Recreation
Britta/Andy. Britta hooks up with the lead singer of some band playing at a bar after a show. She doesn't know why. Just something to do.Takes place pre-show for both of them.
Anonymous
May 17 2011, 04:08:29 UTC 1 year ago
Re: Community/Parks and Recreation
Oh, god, Britta would SO TOTALLY fall for Andy. I NEED THIS.Anonymous
May 14 2011, 05:46:38 UTC 1 year ago
The Office
Michael/Pam. During the Michael Scott Paper Company era.Anonymous
May 14 2011, 06:20:39 UTC 1 year ago
Parks and Rec
Andy/April. Wedding night.July 15 2011, 04:59:55 UTC 10 months ago
Re: Parks and Rec
claiming!Anonymous
May 14 2011, 09:34:19 UTC 1 year ago
The Office
Kelly/Ryan, domestic bliss.Anonymous
May 14 2011, 11:15:09 UTC 1 year ago
undercovers
leo/steven/samantha. Hey, remember that time we decided to kiss anywhere except the mouth?Anonymous
May 14 2011, 14:52:46 UTC 1 year ago
The Office
Michael/JimAfter Pam rejects Jim.
Anonymous
May 14 2011, 14:57:21 UTC 1 year ago
Parks and Recreation
Kind of stole this from a comment atAnonymous
May 14 2011, 15:15:26 UTC 1 year ago
Re: Parks and Recreation
SECONDED SO HARDAnonymous
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May 14 2011, 15:42:40 UTC 1 year ago
Parks & Recreation
Leslie/Ben, walked in on having sex while they are supposed to be hiding their relationship (preferably by Tom but I'm not picky).Anonymous
May 17 2011, 16:00:22 UTC 1 year ago
Interrupted 1/2
There is a closet in the Pawnee city hall that is seldom used, except to store cleaning supplies that are rarely used, and stacks of paper that were used to cover up the more offensive mural scenes.Leslie is familiar with this closet in that she knows its location and general purpose, but she's never had a reason to actually go there, because it's a little outside her job description and working in a dark closet has never been very efficient anyway. But Ben ducked in there earlier, looked around a minute, and gave her a smile. "I'll meet you here," he'd said. "Lunchtime."
And there are only so many reasons to go to an empty closet in the middle of the day - Leslie spent a break compiling them. As Ben pulls her in and shuts the door, pushing her blazer off her shoulders and kissing her hard at the corner of her mouth, Leslie moves "Mid-day Office Tryst" from number two to number one.
Ben hums against her skin as he mouth glides across her jaw. He's unbuttoning her top, haphazardly, too-quickly, and Leslie slows his hand with hers and slides the last button through, and shakes her top to the floor. She unhooks her bra and lets it drop, too.
"This is probably a bad idea," Ben says as he's undoing his tie.
Leslie laughs. "Yeah," she says. "A very bad idea." And objectively she knows this is true, but it's very hard to remember when Ben's shirt is on the floor and his pants are belted right under the stark jut of smoothed hip bones. Leslie reaches out and touches him, rubbing the knob of bone right above his belt. "We could get caught."
"No one comes here," he reminds her as he pulls his belt out of the loops. He unzips his pants and pulls her against him. He shimmies out of them as they kiss, long and unhurried. Leslie thinks maybe they should rush, maybe there should be the heat of frenzied passion, maybe the reality of the situation - how easily someone could open that door and ruin everything - should matter more, but all Leslie can think about is Ben, and how good this feels, and how much she cares about him, and - damn, how good it feels.
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May 14 2011, 15:47:53 UTC 1 year ago
Parks and Recreation
Leslie/Ann; Leslie has a thing for sexy nurses.Anonymous
May 14 2011, 15:56:11 UTC 1 year ago
Community
Troy/Abed; they keep getting in sexy situations, but the group promised not to hook up with each other.Anonymous
May 19 2011, 01:53:36 UTC 1 year ago
Re: Community
WANT.Anonymous
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May 14 2011, 16:05:40 UTC 1 year ago
Parks & Rec
Ben/Leslie. Desk sex.Anonymous
May 15 2011, 05:23:46 UTC 1 year ago
Re: Parks & Rec
SECONDED SO HARD.Anonymous
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May 14 2011, 16:16:34 UTC 1 year ago
Parks and Rec
Ben/Leslie, scene based on the Late Night finale clipAnonymous
May 14 2011, 16:59:17 UTC 1 year ago
Re: Parks and Rec
I'm working on this.Anonymous
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